Player Profiles
The Commish
Playing Since: 2015
"Appointed for life (or until there's a coup...or worse!)."
You Guys Are Muggles
Playing Since: 2015
"Current record holder for steepest decline in standings."
EmilyVan
Playing Since: 2015
"If you ain't first, you're last. - Ricky Bobby"
BoyGenius
Playing Since: 2021
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take - Wayne Gretzky"
Team JD
Playing Since: 2015
"Great moments are born from great opportunity."
Bower67
Playing Since: 2015
"You do that, you go to the box, you know. Two minutes by yourself, and you feel shame, you know. And then you get free."
The Great British Barkov
Playing Since: 2015
"Trust the stats. Start the studs. Win the week."
Em's Fiance
Playing Since: 2015
"If anyone wants to play for money let me know."
JaKeeson
Playing Since: 2018
"The cream will always rise to the top of the leaderboard, yeah, but that's a cold comfort if you're lactose intolerant and the bottom is the place I'd rather be."
You Know Nothing John Snow
Playing Since: 2018
"Knows nothing about hockey. Expects greatness anyway."
Geeky Rocket
Playing Since: 2018
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BewilderedParticipant
Playing Since: 2024
"Who is the cutest player? I have no idea what I'm doing."
Hot4Hadfield
Playing Since: 2026
"He's my final frontier!"